Ms. Brooks enjoyed how cozy and friendly her new neighborhood was. Not only had your parents welcomed her with a freshly baked pie, you had taken the time to help her unpack. As payment, she promised to bake you some brownies and cookies.
"Are all the as cute as you?" she flirted. "I bet they're not. Your step-mom must have a really hard time keeping all the girls at school off of you, huh? I bet they're all begging to blow you." A look of confusion came over your face, and that's when Ms. Brooks knew that you had never heard the term before. Your parents had never had "the talk" with you.
So, Ms. Brooks would give you your very own personal sex education class. She'd teach you everything you needed to know and all the girls would want you. First, she'd explain what jerking off was and how it got you excited "down there." You'd want to put your pee-pee in something wet and warm once you felt like this.